Do you have trouble talking to girls? Drink too much? Do you constantly put yourself down as a defense mechanism to stop people from caring about you? Well, worry not my dear snort-bag for you are among friends. Please, put your tired hooves up, pour yourself a hot cup of tea or a frosty mug of hate, scrape the excess dander and food crusties from your bourbon stained maw and enjoy the windily diction of our house speaker/ artist/ actor. The man internetularly known as Swabbobbler!

Friday, March 18, 2011

"only an odor remains"

Oh yes its that time again. Thats right kiddies uncle swab is back in town! It is currently the day after st patricks day and I am nursing a minor hangover. Last night I ate a most tasty lamb leg while visiting the ca 1820 house. I also chose to imbide several vodkas and later upon arriving at my dear friends house I indulged further in a few beers and a heartfully made peanut butter sammich. Also, i had the pleasure of facebook chatting with my dear old friend Katie. Katie's kind words momentarily pumped warmth into the heart-shaped hole in my chest that is typically only filled with an unpleasant odor. The night was a success. In other news, I have rejoined the work force and I am enjoying almost every minute of it. I have worked all but one day of this break at a local supermarket...what department you ask? Seafood!! Seeing the pleasure in peoples faces when I hand then a wrapping of dead sea creatures is priceless and needless to say...I have been incorporating more of the sea's fruit into my own diet. Sadly because of my money-making exploits, I have had limited time to grind on my art over break. However I have the next few days off and I plan to make some sizable advancements in my projects. Anyway, my attention span is faltering. I am discontinuing this post...see you wannabees next time.

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